tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8498120352601868144.post7000460183257576596..comments2024-03-18T20:38:51.670+11:00Comments on steadyaku47: Cakap cakap....some thoughts on UMNOUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8498120352601868144.post-45952698810781680962010-08-20T02:17:04.714+10:002010-08-20T02:17:04.714+10:00Last but not least must have more than one wife an...Last but not least must have more than one wife and married more than once, married secretly also, most important criteria, caught for khalwat also, but freed no further erections...oops!<br /><br />actions i mean! NFA aka no farking action!komandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07435548376301472113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8498120352601868144.post-64767398644013121432010-08-19T14:35:49.753+10:002010-08-19T14:35:49.753+10:00Dear HH,
One must fit the UMNO criteria of being:...Dear HH,<br /><br />One must fit the UMNO criteria of being:<br />1) corrupt (the more corrupt the better), <br />2) dishonest (lie about everything including his/her ethnic origins, number of spouses, hidden wealth, etc)<br />3) racist (everything he/she does is in the guise of ketuanan)<br />4) a froggie (able to jump from one political well to another)<br />5) shameless (tak ada maruah)<br />6) an executioner (any weapon will do but C4 is much preferred)<br />7) spineless <br />8) brain dead<br />9) keris kisser<br />10) 2 face snake<br />11) making countless police reports alleging sedition, inciting racial hatred, etc<br />12) a by product of BTN or graduates from local "ketuanan race" only Universities or Oxfart Uni<br /><br />to be accepted as a suitable UMNO (Baru) candidate for higher office.<br /><br />If you have none of the above, you need not apply. If you fulfill 90% of the above criteria, you have a great future in UMNO.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com