Mr and Mrs Idiot were sitting around the breakfast table one morning having Nasi Lemak when the Idiot said : "Dear, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" asked Semah.
"I figure you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."
Mrs idiot slowly shook her head, looked up at her Idiot of a husband and asked : "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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