artery - the study of fine painting
barium - what you do when the patient dies
benign - what you are after you are eight
cesarean section - a district in Rome
congenital - friendly
dilate - live longer
fester - quicker
medical staff - a doctor's cane
minor operation - a coal digger
morbid - a higher offer
nitrate - lower than the day rate
organic - church musician
out-patient - a person who has fainted
post-operative - a letter carrier
protein - in favor of young people
tablet - a small table
tumor - an extra pair
urine - opposite of you are out
varicose veins - veins very close together
A man ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education and social ties. No social basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
Albert Einstein
Be nice to people on your way up because you might meet them again on your way down.
Some men see things as they are and say "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say "Why not?".
GBS.
"I know my sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones....: Lauren age 5.... the innocence of the very young.
God is on everyone's side...but in the final analysis HE is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.
The Irish terms above - they sound a lot like my favourite comic strip: B.C.'s Wiley's dictionary!
ReplyDeleteAnd the last thing above - about god - sure seems that way, doesn't it?
Pat
p.s.
Your naughty friends haven't come here to tell you this is 'stale', too, ah? hehehe
In this world whatever that needs to be written has been written...whatever jokes need to be told has been told...whatever advise that needs to be given has been given...I take what i like and where possible put my own take on these writings, rehash them and share them with those that want to read them....the originality is from the way I try to craft them into situations that are around us. As you say Pat when our mind does not work as well - we take five and let others do the writing and we read them. MERDEKA !!!
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