Why Najib should remain PM.

Can all PR politicians and anybody of any significance in PR please, please stop hantaming our esteem Perdana Menteri YAB Dato’ Seri Najib Tun Razak and his First Lady Datin Seri Rosmah. It is one thing to call him Jibby, Pink Lips and her Fat Mamma or Fat Butt because I know that these are terms of not to dear endearments we give to people we pretend not to like but in reality we do. Its like that Maha Firaun that we give to another not to dear friend of ours…but I am digressing.

Back to YAB Dato Seri Najib. It is one thing to call him Jibby but you really must stop there and go no further. Asking him to resign because of something he has not been convicted of is simply not cricket old boy. Ask yourself this:

Who would you want to lead UMNO and BN into the next General Election? Is it not Najib?

Without Najib: Altantuya, Razak Baginda and the Submarine silap mata becomes just simply another corruption case involving Mindef and well connected Bumiputras with a bit of sex and intrigue thrown in. With Najib it becomes a full-blown production worthy of an Oscar nomination if not the Oscar itself!

Without Najib Perak simply becomes another frog jumping incident where money and more money managed to lure idiots into the money pot of UMNO/BN. To me the image of Najib standing shoulder to shoulder with those frogs is priceless. Just imagine the value of those images when the next general elections is on…the people of Perak would appreciate a reminder of things long passed to refresh their memory….and what better then that image! And do not forget that Sibu youtube “you scratch my back I scratch my back” offer Najib made – that would be worth a few votes once we start playing it back to the people come election time.

Without Najib there is no Fat Mama and just for that it is worth putting up with anything until the next General Elections! Hell I believe that there will be many of you with withdrawal symptoms once you cannot find news about our erstwhile First Lady. She is a one-person comedy festival with many followers all over the globe.

Without Najib what happens to Bala? What happen to all those PR guys taking photo opportunity sessions standing next to Bala? What happens to all the hype? Zilch. With Najib Bala is a star and I too am waiting for a photo opportunity with him just so I can tell my grand children that I shoke hands with the guy that was giving Najib such a hard time.

Without Najib there will be no 1Malaysia…and you guys know how much material we can garner from just this one invention of Najib.

And I can go on and on…this Najib and Rosmah show will continue to amuse us more then anybody else in the BN road show…except maybe the old man Mahathir himself. But we do not have to worry about Mahathir because he is here to stay  - UMNO cannot dislodge him from his self appointed post of the Mr Know It All. But Najib can be dislodged very easily.

So I for one am simply not prepared to let Najib go just yet. PR will have the best possible chance of winning the next general election with Najib leading BN. And I will tell you what I want, what I really really want…declare Rosmah as our official First Lady. She wants to be First lady so why not. Then there will be another clear target for us to keep hantaming until the next GE.

So please all you PR politicians…back off from Najib. Give him the opportunity to help us bring UMNO down. Then he can at least claim to be as well known as his late father, Tun Razak….though for all the wrong reasons! Once the 13^th General Elections is over then we can declare it is open season for Najib and Rosmah again!   


P.S.
If any of you have any other reason why Najib should remain as PM please share it with us. He needs all the help he can get to stay where he is.