BEING IN UMNO MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY "SORRY!"

The Vatican’s envoy to Malaysia, Archbishop Joseph Marino has said sorry. The Christians have said sorry. The Chinese had said sorry. Namewee, Alvin and Vivian too have said sorry. Patrick Teoh keeps on yelling “NIAMAH” but he too has said sorry. Katrika Sari Dewi had to say sorry. And we know that even Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono has already said sorry…..and now the Buddhist chief high priest K Sri Dhammaratana Nayake Maha Thera has also said sorry! Aiyah like this it is just a matter of time before I have to say sorry!

Sorry for what?

Sorry so that those bully boys from UMNO will not get upset because their balls swayed just that tiny bit when the wind blew just a tad too much in and around their sarongs! Every time some one chooses to say or do anything that touches the sensitivities of these UMNO goons UMNO lashes out blindly and threatens to read the riot act to anybody who dares to sentuh their maruah. Aiyah why so sensitive one?

Does UMNO wants everyone to kneel before them? Or to be more true to the present day situation...can UMNO still make anyone kneel in front of them? Today for the most part all those saying "SORRY" to UMNO are doing it tongue in cheek. Better to just tell those spoilt brats what they want to hear rather than have them come after you like a hoard of baboons in heat just because they think that their race or their ugama has been maligned! Huh!  

Friends let me tell you this. You have nothing to fear from these bully boys. Nothing to fear until Birnam Wood come to Dunsiane Hill…. and that for the uninitiated means …never!  

Bully boys are brave and courageous when there are ten of them and one of you.

UMNO bully boys are at their best when there are fifteen of them bullying one defenceless old man preferably in a wheel chair!

Today UMNO can no longer be bullies! They no longer hold the popular mandate as evident in the results of the last general election. Today we look with amusement and ill concealed glee at the antics of these bully boys - from the Ketua Bahagians upwards as they try to strut in the corridors of power in Putrajaya. I say "try" because strutting the corridors of power without a popular mandate from the people of Malaysia can be quiet daunting. Much like Yul Bryner strutting the stage as the King of Siam in The King and I......Yul Bryner is only a King during the performance of the play. For Yul Bryner the play ends every night. For UMNO the begging of the end has started and may last a bit longer than the King and I - but the end nears!

For now I wait to see who else will be called upon to say sorry. As for me.....a pox upon all you pathetic simpletons in UMNO!  

And for those of you who still think that UMNO is the best thing that has ever happened to them since Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa was opened in Kampong Baru please remember this: