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Friday, 22 December 2017

"I AM NOT SELLING"


A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They all wait for the Jew to speak…

The Jew stirs his coffee,
places the spoon neatly on the table,
takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually
says:
“I’m not selling!!”


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