UMNO through the eyes of Sudin, Ajis and Ramlee

UMNO as seen through the eyes of three old men.

• AJIS
  
• SUDIN
  
• RAMLEE
  

Collectively known as Bujang Lapok.

UMNO adalah sebuah parti politik yang berjuang mendukung cita-cita kebagsaan Melayu demi mengekalkan maruah dan martabat bangsa, agama dan Negara or as Bujang lapok says...Hoiiii menceceh...menceceh  ...menceceh...menceceh...menceceh (repeat if you think it is necessary - this is an interactive site and your participation is encouraged). While it is uncertain whether UMNO pertahankan kermerdekaan Negara atau kedaulatan Negara today its main activity consist of the following:

Loyar buruk.

Sana sini bikin sibuk.

Naik basikal semacham beruk,

Takde kerja tolak habuk.

JENIS AHLI

Ahli-ahli UMNO adalah dua jenis:

Ahli Biasa ialah Warganegara Malaysia yang berbangsa Melayu atau Bumiputra yang berusia 18 tahun keatas. Mereka mesti memakai songkok dan mengunakan basikal cabuk tak pernah gosok, tayar kempis roda bengkok.

Ahli Bergabung ialah sebuah pertubuhan politik yang bersetuju berkerjasama dengan UMNO dan menerima syarat-syarat yang ditetapkan oleh Majlis Tertinggi tertapi mereka ni tak boleh harap masuk angin keluar asap.

Disclaimer: Any reference to any Individual or UMNO member in this article is intended and not apologized for.

Ok guys this is as far as I can mentally go in attempting to do this serious work...a discourse on UMNO through the eyes of our favorite trio...Bujang Lapok....with respect, thanks and apologies to Bujang Lapok to whom I am forever in debt for the hours and hours of happiness and laughter I get when watching them on the screen. If any of you are game enough please continue this serious bit of work and maybe we can put our work together into something we can share with others.

Steadyaku47.