A Study In Conflict Resolution
This is a transcript of an
ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the
coast of Newfoundland:
Canadians: Please divert
your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you
divert your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You
will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the
Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again,
you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE
AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES'
ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND
NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE
UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a
lighthouse. Your call.
When were the Yankees ever smart, they used up imported foreign brains and claimed that to be theirs!
ReplyDeleteThe whole world knows about it...importing brains from China, Russia,Pakistan & India !
Yankees are as dumb and egoistic as the MULE aka Ass!
Under the bluster and jingoism, their instructions come from Tel Aviv.
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