Q: What is the diference between a football and Bung Mokhtar?
A:The football goes further when you kick it.
Q: What is the difference between a Big Foot, a Yeti and an intelligent politician?
A: Evidence of a Yeti and Big Foot has been found a number of times....they are still
looking for signs of an intelligent politicians.
Q: What has Bung Mokhtar in common with Fritz the Chimp?