steadyaku47

Friday, 20 March 2015

Camna nak buat new Airbus Corporate Jetliner ACJ320 "Rosmah Friendly". My two cents worth!

Isu jet: Nyawa pemimpin tertinggi keutamaan negara.
KUALA LUMPUR - Pembelian pesawat eksekutif Airbus Corporate Jetliner ACJ320 oleh kerajaan bukanlah satu pembaziran kerana ia digunakan untuk tujuan keselamatan, kata Datuk Seri Abdul Azeez Rahim (BN-Baling).

Oleh itu katanya, pembelian pesawat itu perlu disokong kerana ia bertujuan menjamin keselamatan pemimpin tertinggi negara khasnya Yang di-Pertuan Agong.

"Yang di-Pertuan Agong layak mendapatkan perkhidmatan yang terbaik dari segi teknologi dan keselamatan.



"Dalam masa sama wang rakyat dapat dijimatkan kerana pesawat baru ini tidak memerlukan kos penyelenggaraan yang tinggi seperti pesawat lama Boeing Business Jet (BBJ).

"Nyawa pemimpin tinggi juga adalah keutamaan negara dan faktor penting perlu diambil kira dalam melakukan pembelian ini. Pastinya kerajaan mempertimbangkan pelbagai faktor sebelum membeli pesawat tersebut," katanya.

"Sebab di Malaysia, pesawat ini bukan untuk (kegunaan) Perdana Menteri sahaja, bukan dia sahaja orang kenamaan tetapi ada juga Yang di-Pertuan Agong dan raja-raja yang layak gunakan pesawat rasmi kerajaan.


steadyaku47 comment:

We are told by Azeez that the Airbus Corporate Jetliner ACJ320n is not only "untuk kegunaan Perdana Menteri tetapi sultan, raja dan orang kenamaan" ...which of course includes Rosmah Mansor!


We understand that amongst the reason given why Rosmah does not use commercial flights is because she is too generously proportioned - the toilets on commercial flights are too small  for her ma! 


For this new Airbus Corporate Jetliner AC329 may I respectfully suggest the following toilet configuration for Rosmah's private use which could save our government a considerable sum of money. It has been aerodynamically configured to fit her (ahem!)...considerable physical charms and is ingeniously designed to "fit any size". It has also been approved by the  Civil Aviation Safety Authority!

The "Rosmah Friendly Special" - One Size Fits All.
There have been some discussions as to what Jet Bridge should be used for entry into the new Government Jet as the ability of the normal gantry now in use at KLIA and at the RMAF base to carry Rosmah's weight onto the new Jet is suspect. Better safe than sorry I say!

Not "Rosmah Friendly"

To overcome this problem the following has been suggested, again at considerable cost savings for our government.

Should be "Rosmah Friendly"

NB: If the above is still  considered inadequate then the following alternative should be considered as it has a lifting capacity of 8 tons.

Approved "Rosmah Friendly"

Our government has already decided on the purchase of this Airbus Corporate Jetliner ACJ320 . Let us all contribute our ideas as to how our government can save some money on any refurbishments considered neccessary to make this Government Jet "Rosmah Friendly". 

I have done my bit here.....what about you?