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Showing posts with label ahmad maslan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ahmad maslan. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

cakap cakap..Jamal Jamban jangan tipu...social media is there!



To the wary social media is a tool used to communicate to others your intent and deeds but to the unwary it can make them a fool. It can make you a prince or a pauper. It can make, fake or break a persona for you or allow others to unmask you. You can use it, abuse it to your heart's content and it will never fail you......but it is at it's most unforgiving when truth should prevail....and for those who lie's, the social media is a curse!



It is all there...images, moving lips and sound for all to see, to judge and to decide the truth of what is being said and done. And so now, lessons learnt, Ahmad Maslan knows that silence is golden.




Those who lives their lives by the social media can also die by it....and we are now seeing the "death" of Jamal Jamban played out in the glare of public scrutiny and judgement. 

It must be a nightmare for this Jamban guy to have to wake up this morning and watch over and over again what he had said to the police during the melee when he was left with a bloodied nose, to the press immediately after the melee, to the police when making the police report and again to the press after making the police report....all caught on camera and all different versions of the same event played out for whatever audience he was at that time addressing.....a village idiot so engrossed in trying to concoct a lie to suit his audience  totally unaware that the cameras were on him and recording everything he says to be played time and time again on TV, PCs and Mobiles for everyone to see, listen and decide the veracity of what he has said at those four different time and locations.

For Jamal Jamban social media is indeed a curse....a curse well deserved and one we would not wish even for the worst of our enemies.....or would we?




Jamal Jamban is village idiot lost in a make believe world of protecting "Maruah Melayu," a hate for others not of his ilk and his own greed for more and more dedak....all of his and Umno's own making..... and totally unaware that he is slowly but surely losing the plot. His work is done!



Wednesday, 29 June 2016

Q & A ...Bung, Ahmad Maslan & Najib.


How many kidneys do you have?


Kidney siapa tak halal?


How many Jobs do you have?


Now this is not a trick question...how many jobs do you really have?


...the other two...Village idiot and Nasi Goreng cook. 


How big is her Ass?

That Big....Whoo Ha! 


 And to all you criminal elites in BN....especially Bung, Ahmad Maslan and Najib.... this is what the girls think of you all...

Monday, 22 February 2016

Annuar Musa & Ahmad Maslan.... Abbott & Costello




Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo whose work in vaudeville and on stage, radio, film and television made them the most popular comedy team during the 1940s and early 1950s....and that is all they do....comedy!

Now why would Najib put an Umno version of Abbott and Costello to try and save himself and Umno? Is'nt there already enough comedy with the goings in Seri Perdana and  among the advisers/consultants around him?

Annuar Musa as it's information chief and Ahmad Maslan as its cyber troopers chief? Really? Between the two of them who needs the opposition to do anything to make fools of Umno?  

Annuar Musa has already showed us what he has done with MARA...among other things they were buying inflated properties in Australia and setting up Mara Digital....and they are talking about MARA setting up a BANK? Tak serek dengan Bank Bumiputra ka? 

As for this Ahmad Maslan chap...it is appropriate that he can now roam the cyberspace...we know he is not welcome in Johor! 





Thursday, 14 January 2016

Budget di recalibrate. Telor Najib kita castrate!


Suami Rosmah kata Budget mesti re calibrate.
Ahmad Maslan kata oil will not sink below US$40 memang tak accurate
Bersih and Pakatan Harapan dah siap nak demonstrate
Together with the electorate!

Pasal apa Najib tak top up Budget dengan donation dari Emirate?

Orang Umno suruh DAP not to exaggerate
Depa also suruh Cina pergi migrate.
Orang ramai dah lah frustrate and irate
Camna nak steady and be moderate!

Najib bukan Bugis Warrior ...dia Bugis Pirate 
Sini sana semua dia nak recalibrate.
Camni mana kita boleh tolerate
Ikut hati dah lama telor Najib kena castrate!



Some advice for that wife of Rosmah.....before you " re CALIBRATE"  the budget....wait also for the oil price to "re CALIBRATE" .... kalau tidak engkau mampus bila harga minyak sekali lagi accelerate .......downwards.



In London prices plunged as well, with the benchmark Brent North Sea crude for February ending down 69 cents at $30.86 a barrel.



Mat Maslan : Ajaib tapi benar! Bloody Stupid Idiot!

Oil price won't sink below US$40, says Ahmad Maslan – Bernama - The Malaysian Insider. Deputy Finance Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan is confident that the price of crude oil will not fall below US$40 a barrel this year.

stupid idiot


 


Deputy Finance Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan is confident that the price of crude oil will not fall below US$40 a barrel this year. He said instead, it would exceed the crude oil price assumption of US$55 a barrel used by the government in the 2015 Budget revision as announced recently. - See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/oil-price-wont-sink-below-us40-says-ahmad-maslan-bernama#sthash.ZzTC6J1p.dpuf


Oil price won’t sink below US$40, says Ahmad Maslan – Bernama


Deputy finance minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan explains that BR1M has its compounded benefits in boosting the local economy. – The Malaysian Insider pic, January 28, 2015.Deputy finance minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan explains that BR1M has its compounded benefits in boosting the local economy. – The Malaysian Insider pic, January 28, 2015.Deputy Finance Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan is confident that the price of crude oil will not fall below US$40 a barrel this year.
He said instead, it would exceed the crude oil price assumption of US$55 a barrel used by the government in the 2015 Budget revision as announced recently.
- See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/oil-price-wont-sink-below-us40-says-ahmad-maslan-bernama#sthash.OzF0VYJf.dpuf


Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Ahmad Maslan..."Bukan bodoh tapi kurang Cerdik!"

If one looks stupid, talks stupid, acts and insists on keeping oneself always in the "stupid zone" what other inference can we have but that he really must be stupid? Yes I am talking about Ahmad Maslan....before him there was Samy Velu and then Bung Moktar Radin and a few others not worth mentioning...and then along comes a worthy contender to the "Bukan bodoh tapi kurang Cerdik!" title...Ahmad Maslan!


 

Umno lawmaker Tan Sri Shahrir Abdul Samad…
malaysia-chronicle.com|By .



"education does not equal intelligence. Intelligent people will always be educated, be it formally or informally, but educated people can never acquire intelligence if they don’t have intelligence from the get-go".
H.R.


Local comedian Harith Iskander also appeared to take a dig at Ahmad, posting via Facebook and Twitter that although he was a known as an emcee, writer and actor, among others, it did not mean he held so many jobs.
“I am a comedian, emcee, writer, actor, coach, director. That does NOT mean I have 6 jobs. It means I do 6 different things. In the context of a government servant you could say I hold 6 different posts.

“A job is something you do every day all day. So for a person to have TWO jobs that would mean they work minimum 2 x 8 hour shifts a day. That’s 16 working hours. A day,” he said. –




So move aside Samy Velu and Bung Moktar Radin....Ahmad Maslan has arrived! By popular demand and acclaim we hereby crowned this idiot as the first among equals of many bloody idiots within BN who also happens to be an Ahli Parliamen, Timbalan Menteri and Ketua Penerangan Umno. 

And of course Umno always has a hand in giving us such an Idiot!