Here are
some othe UMNOspeak type from my yet to be published ‘donplaypuks® Havoxbridge
International Dictionary of Manglish’:
Apanama: An affectionate public reference
to Rama Maha Firaun The First.
Acerbic: An affectionate public reference
to Rama Maha Firaun The First
Bajet: A Klingon word coined by Rama Maha
Firaun the First aka Pak Tak Bajet meaning: a licence for Govt to spend without
accounatbility or transparency. Etymology of bajet – ‘baja’ from malay for
fertilizer, et – extra-terrestrial, hence ‘bajet’ also referred to commonly as
Legalised Govt Horse Manure Fraudulent Spending Shit!
Korpo Tikus Kepten or
Corpo Rat Captain: Meaning
a croney controlling fraudtrepreneur shareholder and CEO of a monopolistic
money laundering pubic listed company fronting for a political party
Pak Tak Bajet: An affectionate public reference to
Rama Maha Firaun The First
Rama Maha Firaun The First: An apanama acerbic Octogenarian
retired ex-Sith Jedi Master Planner of the Realm who was famous for not
budgeting and for regularly and consistently breaking the kitty
Social Contract: A local contract which adheres to
the time honoured principle of ‘heads I win, tails you lose and either way you
pay all the taxes since you are all immigrants while we are your lords and
masters.’
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