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Wednesday, 30 June 2010

UMNOspeak - with thanks to 'donplaypuks'


Here are some othe UMNOspeak type from my yet to be published ‘donplaypuks® Havoxbridge International Dictionary of Manglish’:

Apanama: An affectionate public reference to Rama Maha Firaun The First.

Acerbic: An affectionate public reference to Rama Maha Firaun The First

Bajet: A Klingon word coined by Rama Maha Firaun the First aka Pak Tak Bajet meaning: a licence for Govt to spend without accounatbility or transparency. Etymology of bajet – ‘baja’ from malay for fertilizer, et – extra-terrestrial, hence ‘bajet’ also referred to commonly as Legalised Govt Horse Manure Fraudulent Spending Shit!

Korpo Tikus Kepten or Corpo Rat Captain: Meaning a croney controlling fraudtrepreneur shareholder and CEO of a monopolistic money laundering pubic listed company fronting for a political party

Pak Tak Bajet: An affectionate public reference to Rama Maha Firaun The First

Rama Maha Firaun The First: An apanama acerbic Octogenarian retired ex-Sith Jedi Master Planner of the Realm who was famous for not budgeting and for regularly and consistently breaking the kitty

Social Contract: A local contract which adheres to the time honoured principle of ‘heads I win, tails you lose and either way you pay all the taxes since you are all immigrants while we are your lords and masters.’