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'No one can touch me' -- Defiant Samy Vellu vows MIC's enemies will be crushed

2010/07/05

KUALA LUMPUR: Short of calling himself invincible, Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu said nothing could shake him off as president of the MIC. "No one can do anything to me and the party. And anyone who tries to destroy the party, fate will ensure that they themselves are destroyed," he said in Tamil when opening the general assembly of the party's four wings here yesterday.

Samy Vellu, who has been the party president for 31 years, said he had faced many storms in his life.

He has been at the helm of the largest Indian-based political party since 1979, when he became the acting president after the death of then president Tan Sri V. Manikavasagam



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Samy Velu, who had held the post of President of MIC since 1979 had just announced his Resignation at the MIC General Assembly and there was a hush amongst all the delegates.

Muthu s/o Nantha, a registered member of MIC Tapah Division since 1982 stands up and proclaims: “If Samy Velu stays I and my large network of thugs will make sure that Makka Sakthi will not challenge your leadership. Samy must rebuild the confidence and instill in the people the relevance of the MIC to the Indian community”. The congress sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Joe Francis Nadarajah of MIC Division Batang Berjuntai and a succeeful Businessman stands up and says: “ If you leave now the party will be in disarray. Who will restructure and rebuilt MIC through this challenging period? The Indian Community still needs you. If you leave now it will do irreparable damage to us”. More sigh and loud applause.

Suddenly Rajamani d/o Sivaji  stands up and announced with a smile, “ If Samy stays I will give him sex”. There is total silence. “Miss Rajamani whatever possessed you to say that?” asked Samy. Well I just ask my Dad how we could help and he said “Fuck Samy Velu”.