Today the Chinese will
sometime ask their trusted Malay friends if they think that the two M’s
(Mahathir and Muhyiddin) would openly make a move against that son of Tun Razak.
Those Indians that are
partial to the days of Samy the Velu might dare to ask any Malay YB’s they know
if there was a possibility of Samy coming back: and if the YB is a diplomat he
will insist that Samy is needed to canvass business for Malaysian Contractors
in India: i.e. that Malaysia needs Samy more then MIC needs Samy!
The Ibans and Dayaks might
ask any Malay visiting their state if it was true that the Malays in
Semananjong will be proclaimed to be the First amongst Equal even in their
State!
But we all know that these
are all small talk. The real question to be asked has not been asked simply
because it is not polite to do so unless you know a Malay very well. Protocol
and good manners prevents any non-Malay from asking any Malay of the gentler
sex the same question. In the spirit of 1Malaysia let me ask the question and
attempt to give you an answer.
What does a true Malay
wear under his Sarong!
There I have asked the
question! Will a true Malay answer the question! This is a serious academic
exercise to determine the truth and nothing but the truth. No attempt at
hilarity by saying that zippers can injure a man’s pride and wearing a Sarong
don’t….or a Sarong with underwear is just a long skirt! But we will accept
jokes done in good taste......and if you want to tell us stories about the Sarong and its uses after circumcision etc etc...you are welcome.
As for being a “true”
Malay…anybody who knows what “apa khabar” and “bumiputra” means,
qualifies.
First answer from me: This was my conversation with Cheah last night:
Hussein Abdul
Hamid : ..sorry
lah...everything good here..writing on my blog in my sarong. Cold but
comfortable
18 hours ago
Cheah Keat Swee :
Sarong without underwear in cold weather...its watchamacall freezing ur balls
off! LOL
Aiyoyo!
I can imagine!
Now that is me....different folks different strokes. Now will any other true
Malay, in the spirit of 1Malaysia, help to unravel this mystery and help to
answer what our non-Malay friends are dying to know! Camna?
Any non-Malay using a sarong can also contribute their two cents worth as "guest artists" but please no offensive language and be nice!
If Jockeys are bad for fertility, without normal underwear definitely helps.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first came to Germany 1972, most os my Cina-gui(me too)wore sarongs even in cold winter days in the room of course lah. Sometime you got ice kacang balls.
ReplyDeleteBut I still love Lat's cartoon when he got potong running around in the house by holding front part of his sarong, LOL
Bro, can you publish that part, not your part ok but Lat's..
The last pic looks like the guy in the video. No ?
ReplyDeleteAt home I am always in a sarong. Of course it originated from Indonesia yah?
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