steadyaku47

Sunday 22 May 2011

Forwarded to me by KB



-Where to cross the border……….. 

Know where to cross the border... 
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

 
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained as a 
spy
 
If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

 
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

 
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

 
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

 
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

 
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

 
 
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
 
YOU GET:
 
  • MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
  • A Driving License,
  • Voting Rights
  • Job Reservation,
  • Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
  • Credit Cards,
  • Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
  • Free Education,
  • Free Health Care,
  • and if you are a clever dickie, you can be a Menteri Besar or even Prime Minister!
 
Oh Malaysia, what a great country









2 comments:

  1. I know you are being cynical but in reality that's the situation now. And yet, 4th generation Malaysian like me is treated like a 2nd class citizen.

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  2. pak hussein

    you always brighten my day with your style of writing. precise, humorous and blunt. thanks.

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