Saturday, 2 April 2016

cakap cakap...politics!

Talking about Politics & Elections:

Jay Leno - “If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.”

Adlai Stevenson - “And I offer my opponents a bargain, if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.”

Will Rogers - “If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union Speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.”

Clarence Darrow - “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.”

John Quinton - “Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.”

Aesop - “We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”

Oscar Ameringer - “Politics, is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.”

Tex Guinan - “A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.”

Charles de Gaulle - “I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians,”

Doug Larsom - “Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”

Harry Truman - “If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington - get a dog!”