The Ugly Malaysian: Again Ibrahim Ali

Ibrahim Ali hints Wan Azizah not sating Anwar’s needs

By Yow Hong Chieh

April 07, 2011

KUALA LUMPUR, April 7 — Perkasa president Datuk Ibrahim Ali appeared to suggest today it was Datuk Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail’s fault that her husband, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, was allegedly recorded having sex with a prostitute.

Without mentioning either opposition leaders’ names, Ibrahim said it was the responsibility of a wife to take care of her husband’s “needs” if she did not want him to stray.

“If not, then he might go to tempat-tempat sulit (private places) and then unwanted videos will come out,” he told the Dewan Rakyat today.

Ibrahim said often a wife would tell her husband she was too busy to pay him attention even though he may have been “excited” by something he saw at the traffic light or the shops.

“When the husband has the need and she’s cooking, she’ll say, ‘Please hold on, I’m cooking,’” he said.

“From a Muslim perspective, the wife has to drop all of this. She must give priority to her husband’s needs.”

Steadyaku47 comment: 

The first thought that crossed my mind as I read the above article is of this Ibrahim Ali rushing home with a hard on looking for his wife to satisfy his lust. Now I really have no clue as to whether he is married, single, divorced or he has the obligatory more then one wife that those UMNO politicians think is the thing to do…so we have to assume that he has a wife who is able to “take care of her husbands needs”. 

So let us imagine that this Ibrahim Ali is rushing home because he has some “needs” that he wants his wife to take care of.

This is an image of that Ibrahim whose needs has to be taken care of by his wife…

Even if this son of Ali were a Frog (which some jokers insists is a role he is quite familiar in playing with) it would take a lot to ask any Prince Charming to kiss him- even in a Fairy Tale. 

We know that wives never have a moment of rest through out the day until all her children (and hopefully her husband too!) are asleep….. or in the case of Ibrahim Ali’s wife….his wife unfortunately cannot relax if he comes home horny and all sexed up until she takes care of his need!

So what does he do when he comes home horny and see his wife frying some curry puff for tea that evening? According to this Son of Ali the curry puff must wait because according to this son of Ali “From a Muslim perspective, the wife has to drop all of this. She must give priority to her husband’s needs.”

Now what if his wife has got visitors from her kampong and has just made kopi O and goreng pisang and is about to sit down and start her cakap cakap ….. camna Brahim? Do you go straight to your bedroom telling your visitors that you have to get ready to go to a ceramah that evening and then call your wife over to the bedroom on the excuse that you need her to help you get dressed quickly and then quickly have a “quickie” when she comes into the bedroom? Camna Brahim?

What if you come home and your wife is out doing some grocery shopping at the pasar malam? Do you still go straight to your bedroom and call her on her mobile and like Clinton ask her to participate in some “phone sex” because you cannot wait?  She might not be around but what matters to you is that she still is “taking care of her husbands needs”.

Brahim did it ever occur to you that just maybe…just maybe your wife might not be in the mood for sex? Did it ever occur to you that you should learn to have a bit of self-control and try to wait until a more appropriate time to unload your load? And please do not use ketuanan Melayu or religion to excuse your animal instincts to copulate like animals. Animals fornicate wherever and whenever they can…sometimes with the cooperation of their partner and most times without. We are not animals that cannot have the decency to understand that it is not always the needs of the husband that must always be satisfied. It takes two to tango. In these times that we live in more often then not, a husband will have to consider the wishes of his wife even when trying to decide what to watch on TV – what more having sex! 

But what would you know? You are what women now days will refer to as being a male chauvinist pig – and this is not because you look like a pig but because you behave like one. …...........though I doubt if you can last the 30 minutes that a pig’s orgasm usually last!

Brahim the average erection per day for a man is 11 (eleven) times. At night it is 9 (nine) times….now if you were to insist that you wife takes care of every erection that you have how long will your wife tahan? Will you be running back and forth between your office and the house 11 times a day and keep waking her up 9 times a night? The only good that I can see coming out of all this is that you will at least lose some weight. 

Just because you are doing it with your wife does not make it right. And as with regards about it being necessary so that you do not stray….go look at your self in the mirror and ask yourself if there really is any one out there that will play with you when you stray? Aisehman I must introduce you the men of the Walibri tribe of Central Australia. When they greet each other they shake penises instead of hands! So if I can get you and Bung Mokhtar Radin to be accepted into this tribe, then you two dirty old man will know what to do when you next meet in Parliament!