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Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Malaysia Hari Ini : Crossing Borders Illegally


SAD HUMOUR
It's all about crossing the right border .... 
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally 
You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Deported

If you enter Iraq or Syria illegal
You will be beheaded.

If You Are a muslim from any country ....AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER, you'll get ...
MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
A Driving License,
Voting Rights
Job Reservation,
Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
Credit Cards,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Education,
Free Health Care,
and if you join UMNO, you can be a Menteri Besar or even Prime Minister! 

Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!

Author Unknown.

P.S. IF YOU MARRY NAJIB YOU GET TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER TOO!