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Latuk Sotong aka Squid aka Shuib

Shuib dares Anwar to take oath over sex video

That was the headline I saw in the Malaysian Insider this morning – 20^th April 2011. According to Sotong aka Squid aka Latuk Shuib:

"KUALA LUMPUR, April 20 — Datuk Shuib Lazim has challenged Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim to swear in God’s name that he is not the man purportedly featured in a sex video with a prostitute"

Well well well now…back to SOP (standard operating procedure) as initiated by our Pee Emmm Najib over the Altantuya murder. You call upon ALLAH to give your sleazy schemes some sense of righteousness before PDRM invoke section 292 of the Malaysian Penal Code upon you! Let me speak for Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim in this matter: “Up Yours Sotong!”

For good measure he also made the following challenge:

“I challenge Abdul Hadi, Nik Aziz including Anwar to swear on God’s name that the video is fitnah,” he told The Malaysian Insider

Camna Sotong you think Hadi and Tok Guru will bite? You are more of an idiot that the other two stooges involved in this caper if you think this will happen. Till Hell freezes over friend, till hell freezes over!

"Federal police CID deputy director Datuk Acryl Sani Abdullah said over the weekend that police may charge the trio under Section 292 of the Penal Code for the screening of pornographic material"

Look at the above statement coming from no less a person then the CID Deputy Director. Two items in that statement that could possibly destabalize your already fragile state of mind: “charge” and “section 292 of the Penal Code” Put the two and two together and you are “Fucked!”. 

The first hint of Sotong knowing he is indeed fucked and what the three stooges really wanted to do in the first place but did not dare to do so because they know they will really be up a creek without a paddle if the did so.

"We know we were wrong in screening the clip but it is not fair if we are charged based on that. This is why I am so angry. We could have spread the video to many people if we wanted" he said.

Now comes the for “Negara, Bangsa dan Ugama” bit:

He further claimed the video was screened to safeguard the future of the country.

Finally acceptance of his stupidity and coming fate:

“If we are taken into prison then let it be. It won’t be long. At most it will be five years so it would not be a problem,” he said.

And so we now wait for the other two stooges to make their plea for understanding and support from the Rakyat for what they have done “to safeguard the future of the country!” Now we know that UMNO has abandon them because all three stooges are now running around the length and breath of our country flapping their wings like chooks who have been decapitated. I don’t know about you guys but for me this is what I will do: