Laughter : Tennis Elbow

Jignesh “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a

doctor.”?

His friend “Don’t be so desi. There’s computer at the

drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and

cheaper than a doctor.

Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer

will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do

about it. It only costs $10.00.”???

Jignesh figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar

with a urine sample and went to the drug store.

Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and

deposited the $10.00.

The computer started making some noise and various

lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a

small slip of paper which read?? You have tennis elbow.

Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will

be better in two weeks.

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new

technology was and how it would change medical

science forever, Jignesh began to wonder if this could

be fooled.

He decided to give it a try.

He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from

his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter.

To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer,

poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.? The

machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights,

and printed out the following analysis:???

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.?

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal

shampoo.?

3. Your daughter is getting’ screwed by three guys at

the same time and has urinary infection. Put her on

Antibiotic and keep a track of her outings.

4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twins. They aren’t yours.

Get a lawyer.

5. And Bastard, If you don’t stop masturbating, your

elbow will never get better! 

With thanks to YBKB 

(yes the YB before the KB stands for Yang Berhormat. 

As for the KB....that is for me to know and for you to find out)

with thanks to YBKB😂