29 Spelling Mistakes From India That Will Make You Laugh, Cry, And Gag
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2. Gents, you may wash your hands here.
3. How about a quick launch?
4. I’d like mine without cheese, thanks.
5. Chaineeeeeeeese takeout?
6. Moms makes the best moms.
7. EVERYTHING IS SO TESTY! YUM!
8. Past food is the best food!
9. Beep steak, medium rare.
10. Mmm, free cock.
11. Or maybe something stronger.
12. Nothing, NOTHING like a child bear to wash it all down.
13. For all you health freaks.
14. Room for dessert?
15. Sshhh.
16. Foot in the mouth.
17. These guys will taste anything. ANYTHING.
18. Full Body Masaz.
19. Cut your child here.
20. Get your eybro perched.
21. Be careful. Naked people ahead.
22. Be very careful.
23. Who doesn’t like to sleep on these?
24. SHOOES!
25. Apostrophes, people, apostrophes.
26. Can’t afford tuition?
27. CONGRATIONS, YOU PASSED!
28. Have yourself a nonmetallic, chemical new year!
29. Amen!
ReplyDeleteNot unusual, it is called Pidgin English spoken by mostly islanders in the Pacific and it is varied depending on location and culture. It exists in England as well, you wouldn't think so , would you ?
Yes lah , no lah, ham kar chan government, no bloody good, take, take all the time, diu na see foot.
Do we have our Pidgin english here. It is everywhere, at Chinatown, little India and at Putrajaya the famous phrase being "shits, shits and more shits" coming out from his mouth, the speaker's. Ayem happy, it is sunday daybreak.
Some new Malaysian pidgin phrases for you to peruse on a lazy Sunday:
ReplyDelete"no money no talk",
"you tolong gua, gua tolong you",
"dingaling the klang gates"
"scumno"
"no problem wait and see"
"what's in for me"
"cows no come home"
" no see anything"
anom 10:29:00 Ayem happy that you are happy!
ReplyDeleteanom: 12:06:00 tqs you for the phrases but do you really expect me to work on a lazy sunday...where got road lah..what's in it for me?
Ha,ha,ha.
ReplyDeleteBut then, that is how English words sould be spelled.
It is the Englishman that is bad in spelling,
Ha,ha,ha.
Aisehman Pak Yeh if you think that this is how English words should be spelled than your
ReplyDeletedamage must be brain lah!
Aiya Hussein,
ReplyDeleteYou still colonised by the Englishman lah. The brain damage in in the Englishman.
English man are bad at spelling and English language is a dangerous language.
Example 1) "wash" is pronounced as "wosh"
2)"cow" is pronounced as "kaw"
3) "crow" is pronounced as "kraw" by English teachers in Malaysia. My daughter had a good laugh at it.
An example of English as a dangeroys language...
1) An Indian was driving and he asked "Shall we go left.?
The Englishman said: "Right.!"
So the car turned right and into a drain.!!! That is how dangerous the English language is.!
Macham macham orang tua ni....aku ingat aku aja yang nyanyok tapi dia pon sama!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! We want more ! We want more! We want more ! Thank YOU En Hussein ! (sainteres)
ReplyDeleteWarong Pak Yeh,
ReplyDeleteNow who is more stupid, the Indian or the Englishman. Ayem not an Indian.
You.....
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWarong Pak Yeh,
Now who is more stupid, the Indian or the Englishman. Ayem not an Indian.
You.....
Pak Yeh;s reply :
The Englishman used the "right" word but it was the wrong word.
The Indian man listened to the "right" word,but it was the wrong word.
Accident was because of confusion in the English language.
So Englishman stupid lah..
Ayem not Indian too.
Ayem is chicken lah.