Thursday, 9 June 2016

When the Badak Flies...Rafizi gets upset. Steady lah brother!

June 8, 2016 

PETALING JAYA: Rosmah Mansor’s aide, Rizal Mansor, has responded to Rafizi Ramli’s so-called “exposé” about the prime minister’s wife, saying that she had taken the private jet to the awards ceremony in Istanbul in order to keep up with her tight schedule.

“She rushed back (to Malaysia) after the ceremony because she had to attend the general meeting of the Malaysian Girl Scouts, which was officiated by Her Majesty the Raja Permaisuri Agong,” Rizal wrote in a Facebook post today, while slamming the PKR lawmaker’s “exposé” as being ill-spirited.

“How could Datin Paduka Seri Rosmah possibly attend these important events if she chose to follow the commercial flight schedule?”

Rizal said that Rosmah’s status as the prime minister’s wife warranted it according to protocol.

steadyaku47 comment: 

Aisehman, this Rafizi sometimes is too much lah! 

Why must he hantam the PM's wife for using the Airbus A-319 private jet owned by Emirates he not just being mischevious? 

He must know that the "standard" airline seat has decreased from 33-34 inches to 31 inches and airlines have problems in dealing with passengers who cannot fit into seats. Our Flom the Flop not only has difficulty to fit into the normal airline passengers seats...she also has other problems associated with airlines "customer of size" policy.

1.  For "overweight" passengers airlines offer extended seatbels. Who will dare to offer that
     to FLOM?
2.  Passengers who cannot lower both armrests must buy a second ticket. Can you imagine
     anyone asking Flom the Flop to buy that extra ticket? Sure die one!    

Let me list the other reason why Flom the Flop will not be using commercial flights.

First thing first...a picture is worth a thousand words.

Even if the airline under its "contract of carriage" can ask Rosmah to purchase two tickets to cover her ass size......siapa berani?
Next! Number this video first.

Rosmah does not "WALK"...she waddles around like a the video below....and decide for yourself if what I say is kosher.

On a commercial flight, the Airline waits for now go by their schedule.  

Can you imagine what will happen if Rosmah was late and she was rushing to make it to the check in counter (First Class of course), and then rushing to the Boarding Gate and then onto the Plane itself ....woe betide anyone who gets in her way! Sure trampled to death lah!

Third....what happens on the plane (in First Class of course) when she has to answer the call of nature...ahem not to do a "One" (a piss)  but a "Two" (discharge resulting from bowel movement!). Either one, she still has to sit on the toilet. 

She will have two problems. Finding a toilet to fit her size. Two finding a toilet that can take her weight. .....and again her waddling down the aisle towards that toilet is dangerous to other passengers in case she trips and hurt, not herself, but a passenger! Certainly not a pretty sight. More privacy on a private jet ma and I know for a fact that their toilets are reinforced to industrial strength!

Fourth : It takes lots of make up to make her look the way she thinks she looks!

Security will not allow her to carry her bags of cosmetic and bottles of 
perfumes on board a commercial flight. 

The 100 mL rule: no liquids, aerosols or gels exceeding that amount are allowed in carry-on baggage.
The 100 mL rule: no liquids, aerosols or gels 
exceeding that amount are allowed in carry-on baggage. So how to look a million dollars when she reaches her cannot expect her to look like this!

Airlines primary concern is for the safety and comfort of its passengers and crew. 

In view of all this the Malaysia cabinet has wisely concluded that it is in the best interest of all concerned - the passenegers, crew, airline and our Flom the Flop to travel by private jet. 

I hope Rafizi understand this and not get too hot and bothered every time the Badak flies. 


If he has his ways he would rather fly Vietnam Airline anytime - and here is why!

Note : I already have one comment that agreed with me that Rafizi needs to be spoken to for hantaming Flom the Flop...and here it is: