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Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Dah lama tak hantam Umno...so here goes!





From my whatsapp group this morning . ..truth some time hurts.

A young man married a beautiful woman
who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband
to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin"

"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function;
but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services;
he said that everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband #4 Was IN Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it ... God I miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?" 


"Because you're working for the BARISAN NASIONAL Government,this time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."