With thanks to SD:
One of the mogul King Akbar’s wives, Mariam, was a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Raja Todermal was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Raja Todermal revealed his secret desire to his intelligent colleague, Birbal. Birbal thought about this and said that he could arrange for Raja Todermal to more than satisfy his desire. But, it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Right away, Raja Todermal readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Birbal made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queens ' bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Birbal informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Raja Todermal would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Raja Todermal to their chambers. Birbal then slipped Raja Todermal the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth. For the next four hours, Raja Todermal worked passionately on the Queens ' large, magnificent breasts. The Queens ' itching was eventually relieved, and Raja Todermal left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Raja Todermal found Birbal asking his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Raja Todermal couldn't care less knowing that Birbal could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Birbal slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the Kings' underwear. The King immediately summoned Raja Todermal…..............
Moral of the story: Always Pay Your Dues!