Smile and the whole world smiles with you...

Another Sardar story:

A sardar and a woman decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding they discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, sardar decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it INFREQUENTLY' she replied.

The sardar sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - *"Is that one word or two?"*

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Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction'.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies.’

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.