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Monday, 2 January 2017

Quickies : Can it be a Happy New Year?




Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most 
beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering," says Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: ''Contest for the strongest man in the world''.
Im entering, says Superman.


After half an hour he returns and they ask him, ''How did you make out?
''First place''. Answer Superman. Did you ever doubt?''.
They continue walking and they see a sign: ''Contest for the Greatest Liar in the world?''
Pinocchio says, ''This mine!''


After half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
''What happened?'' They ask.
Pinocchio asks,
''Who the hell is Najib??''


Happy New Year!