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Tuesday 26 September 2017

The Queen's breast.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed with the Queen for this reason.

He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio his friend, the King's doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching began and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva applied for four hours would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large breasts.

The Queen's itch eventually stopped, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't care less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. 
The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story 
Pay your bloody bills!



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