A good one to laugh out loud.
Samy Vellu and his driver, Muniandy, were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old dog loomed in front of the car.
Muniandy tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old dog was killed. Samy Vellu told Muniandy to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, Muniandy staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Samy Vellu.
"Well," Muniandy replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu.
Muniandy replied: "I'm Samy Vellu's driver, and I just killed the old dog".
Pak HH,
ReplyDeleteOn serious note, just what kind of farmer was that to have given Samy Vellu's driver expensive wine, cuban cigar and got lucky with their two daughters?
Must be an UMNO farmer.
Aisehaman FMZ whole life you must hantam UMNO...but at least you do it with class!
ReplyDeleteWhat a delightful story.Keep em coming.
ReplyDeleteFMZ and HH,
ReplyDeleteI lost the opportunity of not becoming Samy driver.
Otherwise, could have enjoy sakan with smoke, wine, and kisses ... nanti si Din tu kejar nak rotan pula, berapa banyak stroke tu ... better not lah :)
Heard this one before.
ReplyDeleteSamy, Soi Lek and Najib was marooned off the Congo coast. Unfortunately they were rounded up by a band of pygmies. The chief told them to go into the jungle and find some fruits, otherwise they would be put into the pot if they were unsuccessful.
After much huffing and puffing, Soi Lek managed to bring back a bunch of pisang tanduk (big bananas). The chief looked at the fruit and was unimpressed. He told Soi Lek to shaft it up his arse.
Che Det was next, with a bunch of rambutans. As he walked past, Soi Lek whispered to Che Det,"Brother, chief is in a bad mood."
Sure enough, Che Det had to push the rambutan up you know where. But he was smiling.
"Why are you smiling," Soi Lek asked Che Det.
"Wait for Samy," Che Det said. "He's bringing the durians,"
Ahem.....Anonymous, you must be waiting in ambush to wait for someone to ask you what about Najib.....He...he...he...
ReplyDeleteFMZam sir, dis anon must have losted heavily his betting on the pas calon & now kelapa pusinging who the hell is dat chedet or detche or jibby lazak !
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