This one is for the Isteri...or if the husband is reading this please make her happy and share it with her (even if you are really the asshole!)
Bud and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one morning.
Bud suddenly said, "Dear, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" asked his wife.
"I figure you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."
His wife looked at him and asked : "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
You guys may think asshole is useless just like Bud's wife. But I don't think asshole is useless, I know asshole is the most important part in our body. Try close your asshole for just 24 hours if you don't agree with me.
ReplyDeleteI think Rosie will truly love this piece.
ReplyDeleteOn a more serious note, the asshole say the people has accepted his 1Malaysia. Let me tell you this...the people accepted the bribe. Does this mean that 1Malaysia is all about bribery????
my anlaysia is this...Bagan Pinang and Manek Urai are the same case of smart voters at work (or so they think). In Manek Urai kelantan, People voted to reduce PAS majority because of blatant abuse of power by BN,openly offering bribes in the forms of cash and project. The people of Manek Urai said, what the fuck...take their money and projects and vote for BN (Threats accompany the goodies) because PAS will still rule kelantan even if PAS lose in Manek Urai. The same applies in Bagan Pinang. Even if PAS wins, BN still rule NS. So what the fuck...take their money and projects and all the goodies offered and vote for BN (again threats accompany goodies).
If the asshole is so sure of peoples support, just dissolve Perak and call for a fresh election. If Bagan Pinang election is held on a fair playing field and BN won, in this case I will salute the asshole if he trumpet his victory. Until then I have no respect for the corrupted Bagan Pinang BN victory...blatant abuse of govt machinery, blatant open bribery,
The biggest arsehole is the MB of NS. He just engineered the end of his days
ReplyDeleteYeah ... good one. Never knew until someone telling us in the face.
ReplyDeleteJasmeet: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
ReplyDeleteSanta: When there is a problem, no matter how bad, I look at your picture and the problem just disappears.
Jasmeet: See how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Santa: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
'have you ever been happy ?'
ReplyDelete" yes, ....b4 marriage !"
Have u ever been really, really happy??
ReplyDeleteYes, after C4.
Biniku busily devali-shopping & me the hubby at home mopping & cooking !
ReplyDeleteHouse phone rang & she called :
"hey, where are you ? "
'...?...where the xxxx do you think i can answer to a 'house' phone !? "
...@#$%^&* ...! ( back to my mopping
&...&...'boiling' !! )
wat is saifool's size ah ? saja wondering !
ReplyDeleteAnon 15-Oct-2009 2:10:00,
ReplyDeleteDepan kici belakang busar :)
Wow, we having fun on this hah ? ... release tension.