Reasons why you should join UMNO.
Two words: Money Politics!
If you are married you can still be very generous with your girlfriend or mistress by giving them “Satu Lagi Projek Barisan Nasional”
If you ever go to Washington on Government Service you can go ‘Raba Raba’ with an expert.
Sometimes you simply feel like doing something stupid or idiotic for laughs!
You can lie.
You can cheat.
If you are not accepted by MIC because your name is Azeeeeeez or Mahathir or – you can still join UMNO.
Thanks to the Internet you can easily find out what your President and other Supreme Members of UMNO have been doing – legally and illegally before and during their term of office.
You can legally claim that you and Isa Samad are in the same Party.
If you do not like to be in the same party with Chinese and Indians -you are in the right party.
Mahathir is no longer President.
You can carry a Kris to work.
When you get to be a Supreme Council Member you can play Monopoly with real money.
UMNO is an equal opportunity party. If you are corrupt, a liar, a womanizer or an accessory to a murder – you can still get to become President of UMNO.
During the General assembly you get free food, free accommodations, free gifts and pocket money.
You can look the Malays in the eye and say that UMNO is championing the Malays – because you are a Malay!
You can go to PWTC – Party Headquarters and impress people that you are going to a five star hotel by entering through the Five Star hotel entrance.
The phrase “Tiada Maaf Bagi mu” does not exists in the UMNO Disciplinary Board vocabulary.
You never need to worry about Loan Repayment. When you owe RM1 Billion it is the Bank that worry.
If you want to rid yourself of a young Mongolian model you can get the UTK to do it for you.
If you get arrested, the Police, the AG and the CJ are all “orang kita’.
If you are an idiot – you are in good company.
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