HAIRCUT.

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Great Classic......

The tale of the Indian barber employed by the Malaysian Government to cut the hair of Malaysian Cabinet Ministers.

While hair cutting, the Barber, asked Prime Minister Najib, “What’s this 1MDB issue?”

Najib shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”

Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.”

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked new Deputy PM, “Sir, what’s this "Donation money" issue?’’

DPM shouted, “Why do you ask me this question and this no business of yours!”

Barber: “Sorry Sir, just simply asked you.”

Next day, the Police interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Opposition Party PKR?”

Barber: “No, Sir.”

Police: “Are you the agent of Anwar?”

Barber: “No Sir.”

Police: “Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about 1MDB and "Donation money" issues?”

Barber: “Sir, the reason is when I ask about 1MDB or "Donation money", the Ministers’ hair stands up straight and that helps me to cut their hair easily!”