Saturday, 24 September 2016
A page from husband's diary...
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage & proceeded to back out into....a torrential rain !
The wind was blowing at 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
Disappointed I went back into the house,quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back& whispered: 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My beautiful and loving wife replied: "I know... and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather !'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking....but I have stopped playing golf.
Watch out you golfers