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Thursday, 8 September 2016

Laughter : What to expect in the Budget 2017.



[07/09 11:45 PM] YR MCKK: Good news.

(a) BR1M to be raised to RM 3000 (single) and RM 5000 (with family). Applicable to all households earning RM 10,000 and below.
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(b) Individual income tax rate reduced by 3% across the board.
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(c) Corporate tax to be reduced by 5% across the board.
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(d) Skim KR1M (Kereta Rakyat 1Malaysia) to be introduced. One-off discount RM 8000 for 1st-time car buyers (Proton and Kancil national cars only).
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(e) A one-off RM1000 rebate for air travel within ASEAN
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(f) RON95 to be fixed at RM 1.50/litre for the whole of 2017.
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(g) Free dental treatment for all households in Selangor. To be expanded to the whole country in 2018.
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(h) Subsidy for anti-haze kit. One-off RM 500 rebate given for anti-haze kits purchased in 2017.
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(i) To minimise the burden of house renovation, 5 free bags of cement for each household.
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This information was conveyed to me by a close friend who is a long-time resident of Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan, Perak.

He also said that the government might give RM5000 discount for psychiatric treatment for people who believe every single shit they read on Whatsapp.

Provided Khir appointed as new MB of Selangor...#free dental treatment...


styeadyaku47  comment : And this is how Kak Rosmah aka Flying Hippo looks like today: