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Showing posts with label stephen francis. Show all posts
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Sunday, 26 March 2017

"pi sembayang kah ?"


After 15 days away without driving a car, and in a country where everyone drives on the wrong side of the road too, I took my family to church at 8.20 this morning. 
It was a very short 3 km ride from my home to the church but without realising it, I drove through a pedestrian crossing light in front of Mutiara Complex in Jalan Ipoh. Immediately I saw a patrol car on my left view mirror flashing its lights to motion me to pull up. 
I used my left trafficator and pulled up. A young cop came over to my side and as I wound down my window handed my driver's license and ID, I apologised and admitted that I made a mistake by slowing down but not stopping at the red light and yes I did see the patrol car, but only after I had ran through the light. The policeman asked me why I was rushing and I politely confessed it was unnecessary yes, and I was on my way to church. He took one look at my two girls at the back and said "pi sembayang kah ?" to which I relied yes. Then he handed me back my license and ID and told me that he'll not summons me but to be more careful the next time.
What I am trying to say is, I teach my children everyday to obey the law and to do the right thing but here I was breaking it all. But in a moment of getting caught, owning up honestly was the right thing to do. 
Here was a cop, a regular human being doing his job but allowed his human heart to forgive me for breaking the law and with a light warning told me to be careful the next time.
Perhaps he's got kids of his own and to reprimand me harshly in front of my family would be seen as the wrong thing to do in the eyes of children. 

I want to say thank you to the cop whose name I did not see, and thank you for doing your job as a human being.
You have taught me a valuable lesson, sir.








Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Stephen Francis : Blindness



steadyaku47 comment : This Stephen guy is one of those FB sites that I keep a look out for because he comes up with some pretty intelligent comments and gems...the above is one of them.Thanks Stephen.













Thursday, 19 November 2015

Stephen Francis : Top Ten Reasons Why Terrorists Will Never Succeed in Attacking Malaysia


Top Ten Reasons Why Terrorists Will Never Succeed in Attacking Malaysia.

1. Terrorist decides to blow up KLCC. He drives to KLCC with the intention of planting the bomb there, gets stuck in a 2-hour jam, and blows himself up in frustration. PLAN FAIL.

2. Terrorist decides to bomb Ipoh as a practice session before targeting KL. He drives for the first time on the highway to Ipoh trusting the signboards to get him there, and ends up in Lumut. Terrorist drowns himself in the sea in frustration. PLAN FAIL.

3. Terrorist decides to blow up Puduraya. While walking to his destination, the bag in which he keeps his bombs gets snatched by snatch thieves on a motorcycle. He pulls on his bag’s strap desperately and dies after being dragged 100m on the road. PLAN FAIL.

4. Terrorist decides to blow up Port Klang. He succeeds! But the next day The Star, NST, Berita Harian and Utusan publish an article on page 10 headlined “Boy playing with fireworks injured in minor explosion.” PLAN FAIL.
 
5. Terrorist decides to bomb Johor Bahru. He rents a house as headquarters and the night before the dastardly deed, three men with parangs break into his house, robs him and kills him. PLAN FAIL.

6. Terrorist decides to bomb Kedah to paralyze the rice bowl of Malaysia. That night, while secretly setting up the bomb during a heavy thunderstorm (so that no one sees him), Timah Tasoh Dam hits danger level, authorities open the dam gates and he is swept away in the floods. PLAN FAIL.

7. Terrorist decides to blow up Bukit Bintang. Upon arrival at destination, he is accosted by a pimp and spends the night in the arms of a beautiful woman. At dawn, authorities raid the place and arrest him. PLAN FAIL.

8. Terrorist decides to blow up the MACC building as he is a strong advocate of corruption. He enters the building, but before he manages to plant his bomb, he is found dead after a fall from the 14th floor window. PLAN FAIL.

9. Terrorist decides to blow up Serdang Hospital. He enters the hospital lobby, hears a loud crashing sound and looks up to see the ceiling collapsing on him. He dies. PLAN FAIL.

10. Terrorist decides to blow up Genting Highlands. On the way up the mountain, a speeding bus driven by a 18-year-old boy without a driving licence crashes into his car and kills him instantly. PLAN FAIL.

Moral of the story: LOL
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Tony Yew
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Sharifuddin Abdul Latiff
Sharifuddin Abdul Latiff Terrorist wanted to blow up Seri Perdana, gained entry disguised as a very wealthy Arab sheikh (but of course, right?), met FLOM and kissed her hand. Died immediately from botox poisoning.