What must posses this women to sanction such air brushed images of herself? Was she ever this good looking once to be able to give the excuse that this images was of hers taken many many many (aisehman I think maybe too many “many” here…but maybe just one more “many” lah just to be on the safe side)..…many years ago and now used without her permission or her knowledge? Cannot lah! Even Najib must be unable to keep himself from sniggering when confronted by this image of his “controlling” beloved!
Methinks to be more precise the whole F@#*&i# nation must be killing themselves with laughter…holding on to their perut, swaying from side to side and breaking out into wave after wave of ha ha ha…ho ho ho and hee hee hee…falling all over the floor and always with the “coming from the gut” kind of laughter…which is exactly what the doctor ordered in order to give us some respite from these horrendous times that we now find ourselves in! Just picture the three Bujang Lapok – Ajis, Sudin and Ramlee - trying to make sense of the images and the “real thing! Impossible they will say!
Remember what Bubba said in Forest Gump about what can be done to prawns?
“Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it”
If that much can be done with the humble prawn then I do wonder what the “First Lady” has been doing to her face to keep getting younger by the day - (and only her face because thankfully other parts of herself are undercover–though there are bulges here and there which cannot be ignored by all and sundries). I guess the phase “ageing gracefully” is not in her vocabulary! I am not trying to be mean here…I AM being mean!
But jokes aside…is it not sad to have the wife of our Prime Minister believing so erroneously that she is that women in the pictures in the newspaper. More worrying does our Prime Minister condone the audacity of this women to try and stop the vestiges of ageing in the manner that King Canute contemptuously attempted to stop he waves! It would seem that Rosmah and Canute believe in the impossible. Canute cannot stop the waves, as Rosmah cannot grow younger everyday. Rosmah if you persists in this audacious attempts of staying Father Time –then like Canute the proof of the pie is in its eating. When the time comes for you to “berdepan dengan Rakyat” during the "turun padang" moments then you will hear the children tell us all that “the King has no clothes” ..Or am I simply wasting my effort to bring some semblance of normality into her life? But here again I hear the refrain from Mrs. Gump “What's normal anyways?”
In closing I again quote the words of the immortal Forest Gump “That's all I have to say about that” If you think this is an attempt to make fun of a women who is obsessed about projecting air brushed image of herself to the public then I can categorically tell you that it is!
you're back! see pek sooi, see pek hoe liao, see pek STEADY!!ReplyDelete
Thank god you have the guts & gumption to comment on this farce of beauty. Doesn't she know that beauty is not what Malaysians look for in a Mrs PM, they want a look of serenity and motherliness, someone who they can imagine to be like a shoulder to cry on.ReplyDelete
Doesn't the hairdo reminds us of the movie "Aliens Vs Predators?"ReplyDelete
Hey Hussein, wonderful to have you back! Actually, I must beg to differ in the general opinion that Rosmah looks good in this picture, or many of the others in the last few years. Sure this, and the others, have been air-brushed and photoshopped to the hilt but I do remember a time when she at least did look quite decent. Unfortunately, not since she has taken to plastic surgery. All the dead giveaway signs, the too-taut (tegang) face, the drag on the chin and mouth, giving the face an almost joker-like (as in the Batman character, esp the one played by Jack Nicholson) look. Just look at Khir Toyol's wife, and even Khir Toyol - I won't be surprised they went to the same plastic surgeon - the trademark of plastic surgery is all there! Cheers...ReplyDelete
aisehman can somebody translate that "see pek sooi, see pek hoe liao, see pek STEADY!!...gua mau tau lah!....pleaseReplyDelete
though i don't like to deal with Malaysians who abandon our country and stay overseas, i have to say your articles never fail to brighten my days and pls keep on writing!!... and i believe your love for our country is genuine!
however, pls come back and fight for a better Malaysia...
see pek sooi= very shiok!, see pek hoe liao=very good! see pek steady=very steady...
you're back! see pek sooi, see pek hoe liao, see pek STEADY!!ReplyDelete
Monday, May 24, 2010 5:23:00 PM GMT+09:30
Meaning: "You're back! Very nice, very good, very STEADY!!"
the "master" demand payment for the apperance...once sold it will be as Dorian Gray staring at his aging own portraitReplyDelete
meanwhile we "pay" for her appearance and power until such time as being humbled
I knew you would be back one day. Good to have you backReplyDelete
Macam ni lah baru steady!ReplyDelete
What is far more serious is that editors of "approved" media feel obliged to trumpet the comings, goings and pronouncments of this person without fail.ReplyDelete
Canute was to attempting to demonstrate to his sycophantic (parasitic) court and nobles that there was a bunch of stuff he COULDN'T do. "Give me a break guys! Look, I can't even control the tides, let alone give you all everything you want."ReplyDelete
Still, don't let the facts get in the way of a bit of cheap,unpleasant personal abuse.
Canute the politician
"Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings. For there is none worthy of the name but God, whom heaven, earth and sea obey".
So spoke King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was "So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back". Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations - even if his courtiers did not - so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn't, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear 'great' in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God's power.
(From: http://www.viking.no/e/people/e-knud.htm )
Been missing your writing for a while now.Uncle!!ReplyDelete
Am very happy that you are back.
The carpet man don't seem to mind. Or is it the carpet-beggar?ReplyDelete
Money can make people do crazy things, like shagging a lump of fat. (LOL)
Good to have you back.ReplyDelete
Welkang bek. welkang bek.
Hi China Trengganu...Mari kita goik bahang BeeEnd!ReplyDelete
thank god. you are back.ReplyDelete
If she ever visits Sepilok, all the male rang-a-tangs might want to have a go.ReplyDelete
Last I hear her dimensions were 32-46-49. Ask Maya, her tailor.
Must be too much of the good stuff.
Anyway, she's a second hand big mama, what do you expect?
She looks familiar and resemble a famous call-girl by the name of Ms Ichibawa.ReplyDelete
BTW who is this Rosmah, or is it Ms Rose Mah from China Town? I don't mind to book her for short-time, if she is available. Can someone please give me her contact number?
Plastic surgery done explicitly my friends...ReplyDelete
a plastic leader needs a plastic face!it simply tells what really inside her!ReplyDelete
As a nurse to a plastic surgeon, I can tell that Rosmah has had:ReplyDelete
1)plastic surgery to sharpen her nose bridge. Poor job...her nose looks hooked like a parrot's beak from the slide view
2) Botox on forehead, cheeks, chin - these areas look paralysed ie relaxed so that fine lines and wrinkles do not become visible
3) Too thick a make up to cover uneven skin tone
4) fat and puffy face due to water retention. At her age, she must have reached menopause. So, if she has hormonal imbalance, water retention is one of the obvious symptoms.
She won't be having high libido. So, I doubt she is into the carpet man. SHe is pretty much off sex..that is why her husband has to sow his wild oats elsewhere.
With her cover up attire, it is difficult to assess if she has done any boob job. If she wears a lower neckline, I can immediately tell if she has done any breast augmentation, breast lift or toning.
hahahahha...rosmah, toyol semua private members of the same Hantus lah.ReplyDelete
Beware the devils walking on our Bolehland!