Tuesday 7 August 2012


Recently this Janji Ditepati jingle from UMNO brought about this sms supposedly from Samy the Velu though I think it would have been more appropriate if it came from "Cepat Chapati".

Dato Seri Samy Vellu” said “wife complaints I never do any work so I promised to cook dinner. She was surprised when I cooked capati and kept my promise. Janji Dicapati.

Allow me to share this sms that we all must have read send by God knows who, at just about the time that Pakatan Rakyat was trying to find their way into Selangor in the aftermath of the 12th general election! No prizes for guessing who they are looking for!

"Sesiapa ada terjumpa seorang rakyat Selangor, rambut putih, belagak handsom, bangsa jawa, rendah2, sila hubungi Balai Polis berhampiran. Kunci pejabat MB ada kat dia"

I still think that the second sms about the "berlagak handsom" Jawa is more hilarious then the first one! Any one else care to send us their rib tickling UMNO related sms? 

1 comment:

  1. Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day.
    As they walk, they come across a sign:
    "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

    "I am entering" said Snow White.
    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
    "Well, how'd ya do?
    " First Place ," said Snow White..

    They continue walking and they see a sign:

    "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
    "I'm entering," says Superman.
    After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
    " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign:
    "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
    Pinocchio says "this is mine"
    Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
    "What happened?" they asked.

    "Who the hell is Najib?" he asked