steadyaku47

Tuesday 28 July 2009

English ...let me story you....

If you think Malaysians have a problem with their English - have a look at the English used by these people in trying to sell their cars through the internet/local Adelaide Papers. Enjoy.

Seller's Description
mercedes 190e it good mercanicly as good tiyers sun roof good bracks as small dent in left front door as you see in pic as problem with back windows i think it in the switch it a old merc but good for it age it gos well

how not to do for stopped a car
(describing what the police did to stop a car)

hi it is good condition, power stairing, power window, good engine and all of working jut i have to move around so i wana sale it, if u are instereded then call me on 0433844919. it good and cheaper car.

12/1997 Model,Holden Commodore,Colour:- Blue,2 Airbags,210000 km done,6 cyl,mp3 player,evey service on time.
i am student next week i pay my collage fee.so i sale my car .plz connect me after 5pm any day.0433325629

this is very nice looking car has strong engine.very clean .selling for finincal hard ships.

hi it is good condition, power stairing, power window, good engine and all of working jut i have to move around so i wana sale it, if u are instereded then call me on 0433844919. it good and cheaper car.

$1950 nagoshable

Address: Rostrevor, SA 
Date Listed: 04/07/2009 
for sale holden commodore 12/1997,blue colour,mp3 player,6 cyl,rego expiry date 31/7/2009.every service done in time,no liking,4 like new tyres,213000 km done.prize too low becouse its 3 small scratches show in pictures.monday i will pay my collage fee so i sale my car urgent.other wize no problem in this car you can go for test drive anywhere.call me any time 0433325629.

1987 ford on gas
for sale ford on gas runs well was advertised for 2500 i need to sell this car due to haveing to many cars can not afford to ceep registering them 1550 negoshable any other enquiries call 0437061112

2 comments:

  1. This is so funny, H! And so reminds me of my teaching days, when this was the kind of gibberish my students would hand up - leaving me wondering what miracle I was supposed to work, to turn them into writers of decent English :(

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  2. English as she is not to be spoken...also reminds me of my son favorite when he was about two years old.."all the bodies" for everybody. With all these things happening around us sometimes we forget to not take life too seriously.

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