Thursday 25 April 2013

cakap cakap...breakfast with Najib!

Now tell me this…if somehow you wake up this morning as Najib Tun Razak…yes the same Najib Tun Razak married to Rosmah Mansor….how will it be?

Now please do not start by insisting that there are better things to aspire to than to be sitting across Rosmah over breakfast! Let us get past Rosmah and on to the Nasi Lemak with the Udang Galah fried in sambal….then decaf Nescafe and then the Alphonso mangos from India….already things are getting a bit better …betul tak? Do what Najib do...focus on the mangos not on Rosmah! 

Grown in the Maharashtra and Gujarat countryside surrounding the city of Mumbai on the west coast of India, the Alphonso mango is prized for being particularly juicy, fragrant, and sweet with strong flowery notes similar to lavender as well as a darker flesh colour.

Now what would you be thinking of first? How goes the election? 

At the last count 61 (yes sixty one...enam puloh satu!) UMNO members has filed their nomination papers as independent candidates for the May 5 general election! 

Thank God for the diapers you are wearing...or else you would have to be changing trousers every time you wet your trousers hearing of these worrying news! Ini belum cerita pasal Mahathir and Muhyiddin lagi....Jesus Christ with friends like them, who needs enemies!   

Now how goes the Ceramah? Despite all the bottles of mineral water, beras and other give aways at BN ceramahs all reports coming in from your people on the ground and Special Branch indicates and confirms that this Jelajah Pakatan Harapan Rakyat by DSAI is drawing in the crowds! Anwar's iternary is impressive.... 

25 April 2013 (Khamis)
1)  3.00 ptg – Medan Selera Kg Baru, Bentong
2)  4.00 ptg – Sepetang Bersama Anwar Ibrahim
    Lokasi:  Jln Saga 8, Taman Saga, Mentakab
3)  5.30 ptg – Sepetang  Bersama Anwar Ibrahim
     Lokasi : Tapak Pekan Sari, Felda Lepar Hilir 1
4)  9.00 mlm – Ceramah Pakatan Harapan Rakyat
     Lokasi: Felda Cini 1
5)  11.00 mlm– Ceramah Perdana Pakatan Harapan Rakyat
     Lokasi: Simpang Kepayang, Bera    

.......and all this talk about "Arab Spring" and "Regime Change" is worrying. Najib must wonder if he can do an "Ops Lallang" Mahathir style...but if truth be told he knows that if he does another "Ops Lallang," -  Pakatan Rakyat will sure sailang him one! You need balls to do that and balls Najib does not have....well not two anyway...maybe one small one!

steadyaku47 comment: 

Just a short diversion from the stress you guys are going through with May 5th looming on the horizon.  Chill and take what ever happens in your stride. As it is this 13th General Election is for Pakatan Rakyat to not allow that to happen! All things are going Pakatan Rakyat way.....let it flow. It will be alright for us on the 5th of May!      



  1. I really admire Najib! He has been waking up every morning with racing heartbeat and profuse sweating! No, not from "happy" activities! But from daily nightmares. Can you imagine, getting all the bad news day in day out, going home and at bed time, laying down next to ... OMG!!!! And this has happened every night for many years ... except those nights when he was with the now-deceased person from a landlocked country in Asia and ??? ... but those were yesteryears ...

  2. If i wake up this morning as Najib ... I go arrange a meeting with both Mahathir and Muyiddin and hand it my letter of resignation as PM. Muyiddin can take over as PM and Mahathir can appoint his son as DPM.

    I will then pack my bags and catch a flight to Cuba with all my money (Rosmah want to follow or dont want to follow also can) ... get myself a nice bungalow on top of a hill overlooking the sea and enjoy the rest of my days watching BN vs PR.

  3. I laugh in spurts when reading your article, obviously typed when you were lying down relaxing.

    You can be both brutally honest & comically hilarious, a great talent just bad that you are not in town