Jakim Officers on arriving at a funeral of an Indian whom someone had reported to have converted to Islam : "No lah he is not a Muslim. His family said so"
Jakim officers at Char Kueh Teow stall in Jalan Alor : "Kita bantai aja...ini semua Halal"
Rosmah : "My handbag is made locally"
During Cabinet meeting : "Wait a minute, we can't do that...it is not ethical"
Overheard at PWTC : "Susah nak dapat project sekarang ....semua open tender"
Rakyat : "Kami sokong Najib"
Rakyat : "Kami sayang Rosmah"
Mahathir : "I am proud to say that I am Najib's friend"
Anwar Ibrahim : "I want Azizah to be friends with Rosmah"
KP SPRM : "I am the man in the video"