Confessions of a hooker
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession......
"Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years..'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years! and I cannot hold your past against you"
"Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said, 'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .........'