Friday 8 April 2011

The Ugly Malaysian: Again Ibrahim Ali

Ibrahim Ali hints Wan Azizah not sating Anwar’s needs
By Yow Hong Chieh
April 07, 2011
KUALA LUMPUR, April 7 — Perkasa president Datuk Ibrahim Ali appeared to suggest today it was Datuk Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail’s fault that her husband, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, was allegedly recorded having sex with a prostitute.

Without mentioning either opposition leaders’ names, Ibrahim said it was the responsibility of a wife to take care of her husband’s “needs” if she did not want him to stray.
“If not, then he might go to tempat-tempat sulit (private places) and then unwanted videos will come out,” he told the Dewan Rakyat today.
Ibrahim said often a wife would tell her husband she was too busy to pay him attention even though he may have been “excited” by something he saw at the traffic light or the shops.
“When the husband has the need and she’s cooking, she’ll say, ‘Please hold on, I’m cooking,’” he said.
“From a Muslim perspective, the wife has to drop all of this. She must give priority to her husband’s needs.”

Steadyaku47 comment: 

The first thought that crossed my mind as I read the above article is of this Ibrahim Ali rushing home with a hard on looking for his wife to satisfy his lust. Now I really have no clue as to whether he is married, single, divorced or he has the obligatory more then one wife that those UMNO politicians think is the thing to do…so we have to assume that he has a wife who is able to “take care of her husbands needs”. 

So let us imagine that this Ibrahim Ali is rushing home because he has some “needs” that he wants his wife to take care of.

This is an image of that Ibrahim whose needs has to be taken care of by his wife…

Even if this son of Ali were a Frog (which some jokers insists is a role he is quite familiar in playing with) it would take a lot to ask any Prince Charming to kiss him- even in a Fairy Tale. 
We know that wives never have a moment of rest through out the day until all her children (and hopefully her husband too!) are asleep….. or in the case of Ibrahim Ali’s wife….his wife unfortunately cannot relax if he comes home horny and all sexed up until she takes care of his need!

So what does he do when he comes home horny and see his wife frying some curry puff for tea that evening? According to this Son of Ali the curry puff must wait because according to this son of Ali “From a Muslim perspective, the wife has to drop all of this. She must give priority to her husband’s needs.”

Now what if his wife has got visitors from her kampong and has just made kopi O and goreng pisang and is about to sit down and start her cakap cakap ….. camna Brahim? Do you go straight to your bedroom telling your visitors that you have to get ready to go to a ceramah that evening and then call your wife over to the bedroom on the excuse that you need her to help you get dressed quickly and then quickly have a “quickie” when she comes into the bedroom? Camna Brahim?

What if you come home and your wife is out doing some grocery shopping at the pasar malam? Do you still go straight to your bedroom and call her on her mobile and like Clinton ask her to participate in some “phone sex” because you cannot wait?  She might not be around but what matters to you is that she still is “taking care of her husbands needs”.

Brahim did it ever occur to you that just maybe…just maybe your wife might not be in the mood for sex? Did it ever occur to you that you should learn to have a bit of self-control and try to wait until a more appropriate time to unload your load? And please do not use ketuanan Melayu or religion to excuse your animal instincts to copulate like animals. Animals fornicate wherever and whenever they can…sometimes with the cooperation of their partner and most times without. We are not animals that cannot have the decency to understand that it is not always the needs of the husband that must always be satisfied. It takes two to tango. In these times that we live in more often then not, a husband will have to consider the wishes of his wife even when trying to decide what to watch on TV – what more having sex! 

But what would you know? You are what women now days will refer to as being a male chauvinist pig – and this is not because you look like a pig but because you behave like one. …...........though I doubt if you can last the 30 minutes that a pig’s orgasm usually last!

Brahim the average erection per day for a man is 11 (eleven) times. At night it is 9 (nine) times….now if you were to insist that you wife takes care of every erection that you have how long will your wife tahan? Will you be running back and forth between your office and the house 11 times a day and keep waking her up 9 times a night? The only good that I can see coming out of all this is that you will at least lose some weight. 

Just because you are doing it with your wife does not make it right. And as with regards about it being necessary so that you do not stray….go look at your self in the mirror and ask yourself if there really is any one out there that will play with you when you stray? Aisehman I must introduce you the men of the Walibri tribe of Central Australia. When they greet each other they shake penises instead of hands! So if I can get you and Bung Mokhtar Radin to be accepted into this tribe, then you two dirty old man will know what to do when you next meet in Parliament! 


  1. Uncle Hussein,

    Long time no read. Welcome back :) For a minute there I was worried that all the crap people were writing about you actually got to you. Shame on me, I should have known better.

    And I see you're back with more fire in your belly than ever. Will let you know when I'm heading back to Rannistan.


  2. Mr.Hussein,

    You painted a great picture of this pekansa guy very well indeed. 20 erections and the women must serve him 24/7. Bet the women of his land malaysia will scream at him and give him hell. Maybe, on second thoughts, he is disable in that faculty as heard he recently had a heart bypass. Dont know much about medicine though, but man with blocked arteries cannot get it up 20 times. So he is just fustrated in physical and thoughts.

  3. To tell you the truth,this Brehim guy is not worth mentioning in your blog,believe me,I am from Pasir Mas myself.We called him BERUK.

  4. 11 n 9 erections , excluding the by-
    wow , no wonder he needs 4 bini to shiokkan him !!

  5. Thank you Tuan Hussein (steadyaku47) for making my day. You write with logic and I must confess I love reading this article of yours. Ibrahim Ali has not only bring shame to Perkasa and the Malay race, he also make Malaysia the laughing stock of Asia.

    I salute you with cheers!

  6. I beg to include you as well as one of those horny pigs and those dirty old men sir.On your bike mate

  7. Dear HH,

    Really made me laugh. I liked the part about the fat froggy and the cowDung from kinabatangan getting it on with each other.

  8. Hussein is jealous over his mate Brahims erection becoz he could not have one due to oteoporosis HAHAHAHA...:)go have a turkish delight instead sein

  9. Ibrahim Froggy Ali bugger is perhaps the most disgusting person ever sits in parliament.
    I bet this lowlife will be shocked to death if he comes to know that is such a thing as marital rape in some countries.

  10. What makes you think this son of Ali is in control in the home front? Is it possible that even when he's in parliament, a phone call from home will get him rushing home ? His partner tolerates all the nonsense he spit out in parliament simply because he's so quiet at home.

  11. Ib pendek's little willy died a long time ago

  12. At least that Brahim and Bung still have that prowess unlike Hussein only can sense his index fingers tapping on the table when a beautiful chick pass by He's got nothing left. Not a drop ma

  13. Ha! Ha! Ha! That was an excellent post brother. The ending was just hillarious. Keep going. We need more of such to spice up our day.

  14. Pak HH,

    Great sense of humor!! Thanks for highlighting this issue. You made my day!!!

  15. Hussein,
    The ladies should string this katak by his dicko! A typical melayu hippocrit who is trying to teach grandfather to suck eggs!

  16. Thomas...if you are coming back you will be glad to know that adelaide is still at the same position when you last left it.

    Shuk then we can call him BB - Brahim Beruk!

    As for those passing comment on my ability to have "needs"...aisehman be a bit more imaginative lah...everytime you have sex it is like taking a brisk 8 mile in adelaide it is winter and the cool weather means I can walk as far as i want without feeling tired....sometimes I walk with my wife ...and sometimes by myself! So maybe with Brahim he should go for these 8 mile walk by himself if his wife is not around to take care of his needs!

  17. lets be more imaginative. I bet Sein cannot even stand less than 8 sec when performing his needs currently.

  18. what do you mean sometimes you do it yourself mate. do you mean dirty old man

  19. Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
    Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
    Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone
    Hey Masturbata!

    I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
    Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice
    If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
    Hey Masturbata!

    I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
    Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
    Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been
    Hey Masturbata!

    I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street,
    One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
    I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat
    Hey Masturbata!

    Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
    Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
    I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
    Hey, Masturbata!

    Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
    Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'.
    Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin'.
    Hey, Masturbata!

  20. ....“From a Muslim perspective, the wife has to drop all of this. She must give priority to her husband’s needs.”....
    This is definitely not from 'O you who believe' perspective.

    [24:58] O you who believe, permission must be requested by your servants and the children who have not attained puberty (before entering your rooms). This is to be done in three instances - before the Dawn Prayer, at noon when you change your clothes to rest, and after the Night Prayer. These are three private times for you. At other times, it is not wrong for you or them to mingle with one another. GOD thus clarifies the revelations for you. GOD is Omniscient, Most Wise.

  21. Actually ahh, the wife told brahim "I already used the pisang so now I'm frying it. Kalau bising bising, your pisang will be next in the frying pan." That is why brahim face is always fat fat one. No outlet.

  22. Anon 2:12,

    Must be speaking through your experience eh....

  23. aiya , dat son of Alibaba ...sighs !!

  24. Sahih Muslim Hadiths. See below ....

    Book 008, Number 3240:
    Jabir reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) saw a woman, and so he came to his wife, Zainab, as she was tanning a leather and had sexual intercourse with her. He then went to his Companions and told them: The woman advances and retires in the shape of a devil, so when one of you sees a woman, he should come to his wife, for that will repel what he feels in his heart.

    Book 008, Number 3242:
    Jabir heard Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) say: When a woman fascinates any one of you and she captivates his heart, he should go to his wife and have an intercourse with her, for it would repel what he feels.

    Now you know !

  25. i am sure iblis ali has a lot of woodpeckers as pets... he needs them to make loads of holes for him to relieve himself....