Humour...Husband and Wife (wife wins!)

A little humour...

A small argument between abang Najib and kak Rosmah turns violent.

Najib says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.

Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Son : A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Najib : “I am talking to my wife”

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

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The sweetest msg -

Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..

She hugged him immediately. ..…