Irish Medical Terminology for the Layman
artery - the study of fine painting
barium - what you do when the patient dies
benign - what you are after you are eight
cesarean section - a district in Rome
congenital - friendly
dilate - live longer
fester - quicker
medical staff - a doctor's cane
minor operation - a coal digger
morbid - a higher offer
nitrate - lower than the day rate
organic - church musician
out-patient - a person who has fainted
post-operative - a letter carrier
protein - in favor of young people
tablet - a small table
tumor - an extra pair
urine - opposite of you are out
varicose veins - veins very close together
Some day I want to be rich. You hear all those stories about the rich living in ivory towers surrounded by servants, living a decadent lifestyle and being so isolated from their fellow human beings that they lose all respect for humanity? Well that's how rich I want to be !!!
Dear God: You do such wonderful things for complete strangers: why not me?
Comment on Perkasa: Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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