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Wednesday 12 August 2009

Joke lagi......

I wish to share with you guys what I was told by a source about Toyo's mansion.Toyo was interviewed (supposedly investigated) by his buddies from MACC Selangor. They were jovial while sipping teh tarik and some home made cakes. Questions were thrown casually....

Q. Dato', betul ke harga rumah tu rm24 juta?
A. Betul.
Q. Macamana Dato' bayar hanya rm3.5 juta?
A. Yang lebih tu diskaun.

End of questioning. They continued enjoying the snacks amid laughter.

The other version:

MACC: Where did u get the 3 mil? 

KToyo: I borrowed.

MACC: Which bank?

KToyo: Not from bank, from a
Chinese developer.

MACC: How r u going to pay him?

KToyo: Towkay said no need to pay.
He said I've already paid.

MACC: Bijak, bijak! U memang bijak
macam ramai pemimpin2
yang kami siasat.

KITA MINUM LAGI!!!
Ha ha ha ha

Disclaimer: The TOYO described above is NOT the Menteri Besar of Selangor. Tan Sri Khalid is the Menteri Besar of Selangor and Khir Toyo is the former Menteri Besar of Selangor !!

Any similiarities in the spelling of names between this TOYO and the former Menteri Besar of Selangor is deliberate.

MACC - this is a random pick. It sounds similar to the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission but it cannot be because that commission was dead on arrival.

1 comment:

  1. MACC: Sudah bayar $24 million? Macam mana bayar, gaji kau tak cukup?

    Toyota: Belum di inbois lagi!!

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