Tuesday 11 January 2011

Betul atau Tidak?

UMNO is a verb.
The verb is perhaps the most important part of the sentence. A verb or compound verb asserts something about the subject of the sentence and express actions, events, or states of being.

An UMNO government is a government that uses the ISA to get rid of any legitimate opposition to its rule, employ a corrupt PDRM as its bullyboys to terrorize its own people and prefers a tainted Judiciary and a toothless MACC to do its biddings. It also describes a government that allows abuse of high public office for personal financial gains. 

An UMNO man is a man who is deceitful, lies, and is arrogant. His uses phrases like “Ketuanan Melayu”, “Demi kepentingan Negara, Bangsa dan Ugama” to justify the looting of public money to amass great wealth.

An UMNO leader is one who leads by example. He and his cronies gets the multi billion negotiated tender to supply submarines to the Malaysian Navy, his followers gets the Class F construction tender to build drains and fences in his kampong.

An UMNO Prime Minister:
·     Uses Public Money to rescue his son’s Shipping Company from bankruptcy.
·     Swears in a Mosque that he has nothing to do with the murder of a
   foreigner and consider that a legally binding confirmation of his innocence.

The UMNO way or it is the highway for you – describe how UMNO operates - money politics and taking care of vested interest over national interest.

The UMNO promise: A promise made before elections to win votes and automatically self-destructs once the election is over.

Perhimpunan UMNO – a gathering where any Mat, Din or Ajis can draw a Keris and wave it around in the name of Ketuanan Melayu. This is also a gathering where you can threaten to kill anybody if they dare to take away Malay rights and dare to stand in the way of Malay progress (i.e. in the way of UMNO members trying to get richer).

UMNO Youth – describes a group of tough but not good looking ageing youths who get their kicks out of threatening a wheel bound Member of Parliament in the name of “Ketuanan Melayu”.

Katak UMNO: These are frogs of the human variety (usually Members of Parliament) that join UMNO for money, money and more money! Contrary to popular beliefs, Ibrahim Ali is not the mother of all Katak UMNO – but he certainly is up there with the other greats kataks.

Barua UMNO.
These are people with the same devotion to lying and making money the UMNO way. Some, if the rewards are lucrative enough, are prepared to “berani mati” – which basically means that if the right money is on offer and PDRM are around in large numbers, they will rempoh the opposition enclave and create havoc in the name of “Ketuanan Melayu”.  

Party UMNO aptly describe a political party bereft of dignity, credibility and integrity.

MCA is an adjective.
An adjective modifies a noun or a pronoun by describing, identifying, or quantifying words. An adjective usually precedes the noun or the pronoun which it modifies.

MCA president is a president partial to having a bit on the side outside marriage and totally unprincipled in putting his own son to ‘take care’ of his party’s assets.

MCA man is any Chinese who will sell the soul and birthrights of other Chinese for personal gain – a common practice amongst MCA first tier leaders to gain financial favours for themselves by doing UMNO’s bidding at the expense of his own people.

MCA Leader. This is a leader who made his son a billionaire at a very young age and then proceed to rob the nation of further billions by abusing the trust the people put into him to do his job as their representative.

MCA way. One word: MONEY!...and how to make more of it.

MIC is a noun.
A noun is a word used to name a person, animal, place, thing, and abstract idea

An MIC leader is a leader who steals from his own people in a blink of an eye. He must be able to come up with such astute observations as “ Besok kirim, hari ini sampai” on Pos Laju.

An MIC man is one who will support an MIC leader to steal from his own.

An MIC truism means using caste to divide and rule the masses within the party.

An MIC meeting means a meeting where chairs mysteriously fly around the room  – but only when the lights are switched off. Gangster present at these meetings have nothing to do with making these chair fly–they bash up other Indians who manages to get out of the way of these flying chairs.

An MIC celebrity: Some one who is important enough to have a highway concessionary name after him. PLUS: Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy. 


  1. UMNO/BN in the wilderness for 1 term is Good for themselves as well as Msians in general. They can get rid of their 'deadwood' in their respective parties and really 'Re-Invent' themselves

    PR can prove themselves to the Rakyat for 1 term in Putrajaya that 'Cakap Serupa Bikin. If PR can govern just like what DAP-led Penang State Govt is doing right now, then they will have the Support & Confident of the Rakyat to prolong their stay in Putrajaya.

    But will UMNO gentlemenly 'allow' PR to take over should another 'Tsunami' ver2.0 happen??

  2. najib hopes to umnokan all his bangsa