...then we will be with UMNO!

A Cikgu at a Sekolah Kebangsaan in Pekan is explaining to her class that she is a Barisan Nasional supporter and how nice it is that the Prime Minister of Malaysia is from Barisan Nasional and comes from Pekan.

The Cikgu asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Barisan Nasional supporters and support Najib Razak. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl at the back of the class.  

"Kalsom" says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?"  

“Because I'm not a Barisan Nasional supporter," says Kalsom.

"Well, what are you?" asks the teacher.  

"I'm a Pakatan Rakyat supporter and proud of it," replies the brave little girl.  

The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Kalsom, why are you a Pakatan Rakyat supporter?" she asks.

"Well, Ayah and Emak are with Pakatan Rakyat  so I'm with Pakatan Rakyat  too."  

"Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Pakatan Rakyat supporter. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your mother has been convicted of corruption and your father is in jail for money politics ….. what would you be then?"

Kalsom  smiled. "Then we'd be with UMNO."