Azeez the first to answer Najib's clarion call!

Najib calls on Umno to get ready for general election

KUALA LUMPUR: Umno president Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has given the clearest indication yet that the 13th general election is imminent when he told the party faithful to get ready for it and to get into battle mode.

His deputy Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin was even more direct when he said that “it cannot be denied that the general election is just a few months away.”

Boss in General,

Special High Intensity Training

(BIG SHIT)

Azeez Rahim as Kelab Putera 1Malaysia Chairman, Pengerusi Sekretariat Pembelaan Masyarkat Pemuda UMNO, co-organizer of the “Patriot” counter rally with UMNO Youth, etc etc  was the first to answer Najib’s and Muhyiddin clarion call for the party faithful to be ready for the 13^th general election.

Today at PWTC, Azeez announced that Putera Pemuda UMNO will implement an intensive program for the purpose of getting Putera Pemuda ready for what he termed as the  “Mother of all Elections”   

Azeez Rahim has directed that all Putera Pemuda Ahli Jawatan Kuasa at State and Bahagian level to undergo training under a program “Special High Intensity Training” (SHIT). Azeez emphasized that the purpose of this SHIT program is to give Putera Pemuda an edge over any Pakatan Rakyat party officials  as Putera Pemuda will have more exposure to SHIT then anyone else.

Any Putera Pemuda participants that feel that they have not receive their share of SHIT while in training must immediately forward their request for further SHIT direct to a special committee headed by Azeez himself.

Upon receiving the request the committee will put him on top of their list of those that will be given more SHIT by  specially trained managers who are especially skilled at making sure that he get all the SHIT he can handle.

If any of you feel that you still need more exposure to this SHIT program you will then be placed in a Department Employee Evaluation Programs (DEEP SHIT) at PWTC.

Should any of you fail to take this DEEP SHIT seriously then you will be sent to Employee Attitude Training (EAT SHIT) to ensure that you develop the right attitude towards this SHIT program.

Those of you who have undergone the SHIT programme successfully do not have to do SHIT anymore as you are full of SHIT already.

There will be those of you who are already proficient in SHIT who may be interested in job training others. You can register yourself under our Basic Understanding Lecture List (BULL SHIT) and Putera Pemuda will provide a generous allowance to cover your living expenses for this part of our advance SHIT program. 

For those of you who are already full of BULL SHIT  you would be please to know that Putera Pemuda has created some SHIT related jobs that will eventually lead to the post of the Director of Intensity Programming (DIP SHIT) 

 

If any of you have any further question and need further clarification on SHIT please direct them to the Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training (HOT SHIT). 

Azeez Rahim

Boss in General,

Special High Intensity Training

(BIG SHIT)